[Turk] - Hey! So, did you break up with her?
[JD] I was going to last night, but then I looked in her eyes, and I realized how rare… it is to meet someone who’s actually willing to have sex with me.
[Carla] How did you have sex with the woman you’re about to break up with?
[JD] Okay, you know how the, uh, couch in the living room has those high arms?
[Turk] Babe, you gotta understand, a guy will sleep with any woman he finds attractive, no matter how he feels about her. If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom and then offered to have sex with me? I’d have to dial 9-1-1 in the nude because my pants would already be off!
[Carla] That’s sweet! While your mother lays there dying!
[Turk] - Tell her.
[JD] - His mom doesn’t die. Tyra uses her connections in the supermodel world to get… government scientists to put Turk’s mom’s brain into Heidi Klum’s body. She falls in love with me, we all move in together. It’d be awkward at first, but I’d make it work…
[Turk] ‘Cause I love my mom.
[JD] Mm, and I would love her, too.
[Carla] New low.
I just love ‘em quirky characters :D