De fiecare data cand ma simt mai abatut, ma indrept catre omagiul lui Amy S. Palladino catre filmele proaste din anii ‘40 si parodia filmelor studentilor de arta. Da, vorbesc despre a film by kirk, also known as Kirk’s finest moment (lasand la o parte toate scenele abolut delicioase cu el, care in 90% din cazuri sunt “surreal”).
Cum sufar de plictiseala cronica, o sa enumar cateva din momentele geniale ale lui Kirk, care-l fac sa fie… Kirk.
I’m shaking like a spastic colon.
One day, it occurred to me that cows never wrinkle.
Lulu primeste rolul amantei intr-o piesa dintr-un town fest, la care Kirk:
MY GIRLRIEND’S THE WHORE! MY GIRLFRIEND’S THE WHORE!Luke il ajuta pe Kirk strangand toate ouale ramase de la un town fest:
I LOVE LUKE DAAAANES! LOVE! LOVE!Rory ii spune ca arata bine, la care raspunde :
Thanks, it’s the suit my dad was buried in.Kirk: Lorelai can I have a minute?
Lorelai: I’ll give you two because you scare me.Do you have a bigger table because this one can’t accommodate the sheer size of my massive trophy?
Vorbind despre faptul ca sufera de night terrors:
KIRK: I had to get out of the room before he got me, so I jumped out of bed and locked my pillow in the bathroom.
LUKE: Why?
KIRK: Because it was a bomb.
LUKE: Of course.Kirk: I aspire to be as great as Kurosawa.
Lorelai: Ah, Seven Samurai.
Kirk: What?
Lorelai: Seven Samurai. It’s a great Japanese movie directed by Kurosawa.
Kirk: No, excuse me, I’m sorry, did I say Kurosawa? I meant Akiba Sawa. The guy who directed all those episodes of The Facts of Life.Luke’s e inchis si totusi Kirk incearca sa deschida usa:
Kirk: Well, first I read the sign and then I tried the door in case it was some sort of elaborate ruse.
Lorelai: Designed to keep only you out?
Kirk: There’s precedent.
In Chicken or Beef? Lor e despartita de Luke si Kirk incearca sa aibe grija de ea acum ca e singura, ii instaleaza un sistem de alarma si e atent la fiecare alarma. Moment emotionant, in care Lor il saruta pe obraz, iar el isi ridica putin capul si spune multumesc.
Cat Kirk, Kirk urmarind pe Lulu pentru a-i lua brosa, Kirk explicandu-i lui Luke cum a facut rost de zeci de inele de logodna, Kirk si cele 1500 de slujbe ale sale, Kirk incercand sa organizeze baluri, Kirk la town re-enacments, Kirk la town fests, Kirk pur si simplu speriind oameni prin simpla sa forma.
Yes, this is the magic of Kirk, which I can’t help but love :))