10 – 03×09 – Spit & Eggs. Right here, right now.
09 - 01×08 – Like a Virgin. “Veronica: Well, does this towel make me look fat? Meg: You need something to wear? [gives Veronica a cheerleading uniform] I usually have sweats in my locker. Sorry. Veronica: No, this is perfect. I just have to resist the urge to do a cartwheel.”
08 - 02×08 – Ahoy, Mateys!. “Clemmons: Look, I’m just the vice-principal. Anything I say on the subject has to be cleared by the principal, so — Veronica: So you’re just a powerless factotum and I should talk to Principal Moorehead? Clemmons: Yes… Exactly.”
07 – 02×07 – Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner. “Keith: Look who got an invite to the Sheriff Department’s Fundraiser/Bachelor Auction. Veronica: Please say “Veronica Mars.” Keith: Sorry, sweetheart. You can’t buy love. Bored wives of the wealthy, however, can. I’m wondering if they’ll sell Sheriff Lamb by the pound.”
06 – 01×16 – Betty and Veronica. “Veronica: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions? Wallace: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?”
05 – 01×10 – An Echolls Family Christmas. “Veronica: Look at you, all helpful.Logan: Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one! Annoy like the wind!”
04 – 01×22 – Leave It to Beaver. “Duncan: So, anyone read the paper today? Garfield – I mean, will he ever learn? Oh yeah, and there was this other thing: I guess Abel Koontz didn’t kill Lilly. Let’s open the floor for discussion on that one.”
03 – 2×22 – Not Pictured. “Keith: For you, on this momentous occasion. [hands her an envelope] Veronica: [smells and shakes envelope] A pony?!”
02 – 02×13 – Ain’t No Magic Mountain High Enough. “Mrs. Hauser: In less than three minutes, Veronica Mars has lost all the senior trip money. Veronica: Is that a record? Madison: You want to save yourself some time? Start with her. We all saw her, lurking around. Jackie: Lurking? Uh, you mean “standing while black”? Jackie: This school genuinely sucks. Veronica: True dat.”
01 - 01×03 – Meet John Smith. “Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it’s still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild. Because after disaster strikes, the important thing is that you move on. But if you’re like me, you just keep chasing the storm.”
Borrowed a quote, sweets, hope you don’t mind
Some are not the best quotes but that’s cool because there is the awesome “Annoy tiny blond one, Annoy like the wind !”
It’s not about the best quotes, but about the best episodes, the quotes just show the magic of the episode, I didn’t want to just write the summary of each episode.