10 – 03×14 – Waiting in the Wings. “Angel: Back in the day, I’d always get box seats. Or, you know, eat the people who had them. I actually did see their production of “Giselle” in 1890. I cried like a baby. And I was evil!”
09 – 03×04 – Carpe Noctem. “Fred: (looking at Cordelia’s fashion magazine) Why do girls want to look like that? I spent years in a cave starving, what’s their excuse?”
08 – 03×09 – Lullaby. “Fred: That’s the tragic beauty of a cosmic convergence. I- I mean, he just plays his own small part. He comes here looking for Angel and Darla, and in the process ends up finding Angel’s unborn child. Who, as it turns out, wasn’t evil at all as we feared, but was actually meant to be some sort of Messianic figure. But Holtz kills it before it’s even born, and his vengeance somehow triggers the end of the world! (pause, off everyone’s looks) Or not. It could go either way. Have you thought of a name yet?”
07 – 02×11 – Redefinition. “Gunn: Hey, I got a rep to maintain, all right? I can’t have y’all seeing through my brusque and macho exterior.Cordelia: Oh, heavens forfend!”
06 – 02×22 – There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb. “Fred: Bad things always happen here.”
05 – 05×12 – You’re Welcome. “Cordelia: Spike’s a hero and you’re CEO of Hell, Incorporated. What frickin’ bizzaro world did I wake up in?”
04 – 05×14 – Smile Time. “Puppet Angel: What’s everybody looking at? Well?! Spike: They’re looking at the wee little puppet man.”
03 – 01×08 – I Will Remember You. “[Doyle and Cordelia contemplate life without Angel's mission.] Doyle: I’ll finally be free to go out and make me own mark in the world. Cordelia: We had a cat that used to do that. Oh, God! What am I gonna do? I’m good for exactly two things: international superstardom, and helping a vampire with a soul to rid the world of evil. That makes for a short but colorful résumé”
02 – 04×07 – Apocalypse, Nowish. “Lorne: I hate to be a the little demon that cried “Apocalypse Nowish”…”
01 – 01×09 – Hero. “Doyle: It says ‘rats’… ‘…Our rates are low, but our standards are high. When the chips are down, and you’re at the end of your rope, you need someone that you can count on. And that’s what you’ll find here. Someone who’ll go all the way, who’ll protect you no matter what. So don’t lose hope. Come on over to our offices, and you’ll see that there’s still heroes in this world.’ …Is that it? Am I done?”