10 – 07×07 – Conversations with Dead People. “Holden: Oh my God! Buffy: Oh, your God what? Holden: Oh, well, not my God. Because I defy him and all of his works. Does he exist? Is there word on that by the way? Buffy: Nothing solid.”
09 – 02×19 – I Only Have Eyes for You. “Xander: Oh, no, no. No. No cool. This was no wimpy chain rattler. This was “I’m dead as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore.” Giles: Well, despite the Xander-speak, that’s a fairly accurate definition of a poltergeist. Xander: I defined something? Accurately? Guess I’m done with the book learning.”
08 – 05×16 – The Body. “Buffy: She’s cold. 911 Operator: The body is cold? Buffy: No, my mom!”
07 – 02×14 – Innocence. “Spike: Now, I know you haven’t been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d’être, you know….Angelus: Spike, my boy, you really don’t get it, do you? You tried to kill her, but you couldn’t. Look at you. You’re a wreck! She’s stronger than any Slayer you’ve ever faced. Force won’t get it done. You gotta work from the inside. To kill this girl … you have to love her.”
06 – 3×16 – Doppelgangland. “Buffy: It was exactly you, Will, every detail. E-except for your not being a dominatrix… as far as we know.Willow: Oh, right. Me and Oz play “Mistress of Pain” every night. Xander: Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place? Buffy: Oh yeah.”
05 – 03×09 – The Wish. “Willow: Hmm, Buffy. Oooh. Scary. Xander: Someone has to talk to her people. That name is striking fear in nobody’s hearts.”
04 – 04×10 – Hush. “Giles: We are out of Weetabix because you ate it all. Again. Spike: Get some more.Giles: I thought vampires were supposed to eat blood. Spike: Yep. Well, sometimes, I like to crumble up the Weetabix in the blood — give it a little texture. Giles: Since the picture you just painted means I will never touch food of any kind again, you’ll just have to pick it up yourself. Spike: Sissy.”
03 – 3×21-22 – Graduation Day. “Anya: When I think that something could happen to you, it feels bad inside, like I might vomit. Xander: Welcome to the world of romance. Anya: It’s horrible. No wonder I used to get so much work. Xander: Well, I’m sorry I give you barfy feelings. Anya: Come with me. Xander: I can’t. Anya: Why not? Xander: I got friends on the line. Anya: So? Xander: That humanity thing’s still a work in progress, isn’t it?”
02 – 3×13 – The Zeppo. “Cordelia: It must be really hard when all your friends have, like, superpowers. Slayer, werewolf, witches, vampires, and you’re, like, this little nothing. You must feel like Jimmy Olsen. Xander: I happen to be an integral part of that group. I happen to have a lot to offer. Cordelia: Oh, please. Xander: I do! Cordelia: Integral part of the group? Xander, you’re the-the useless part of the group. You’re the Zeppo. “Cool.” Look it up. It’s something that a sub-literate that’s repeated twelfth grade three times has, and you don’t.[Cordelia turns and walks away.] Cordelia: [to herself] There was no part of that that wasn’t fun.”
01 – 06×07 – Once More, with Feeling. “Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes!They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!And what’s with all the carrots?What do they need such good eyesight for, anyway?Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies!”