#12 Best Of – Boston Legal
10 – 03×18 – Son of the Defender. “Brad: Shirley, I’m practically a Navy Seal. Shirley: Shouldn’t seals be in water?”
09 – 03×12 – Nuts. “Denny: This country works Alan. You Democrats don’t want to admit it. Oh, I’m not saying there aren’t kinks! Foam chips off the occasional space craft, we start the odd war on false pretenses, but by and large…America works! That’s why I’m completely nuts about it.”
08 – 01×14 – Til We Meat Again. “Alan: If you don’t mind, I’m trying to appear vulnerable to facilitate my snorkeling up your thighbone later. Tara: Alan? You boyfriend. Me girlfriend. You have a season’s pass. Alan: You’re ruining the conquest part, which is all it’s really about for me.”
07 – 04×09 – No Brains Left Behind. “Denny: Alan, I’m having second thoughts. Alan Why? Denny: Suing the National Guard might seem unpatriotic to criticize one’s country at a time when we’re trying to blow up somebody else’s country.”
06 – 05×02 – Guardians and Gatekeepers. “Shirley: Did you just call me a former suffragette? Marlena: …Aren’t you? Shirley: How old do you think I am? Marlena: I don’t know, eighty? Shirley: Please, leave now. And take the window, it’s faster.”
05 – 02×09 – Gone. “Alan: You and Jane Fonda? Denny: Lest we forget Barbarella. Then she turned on me. Went red. They caught her in one of those communist bitch hunts. Alan: I think you mean witch hunts. Denny: No, I’m right on this one.”
04 – 02×07 – Truly, Madly, Deeply. “Dwight Biddle: We became very close. Shirley: You strayed with livestock? Dwight Biddle: It’s not what you think. It was all very loving.”
03 – 02×03 – Finding Nimmo. “Denny: You’re one of those environmental lawyers? Peter Barrett: Is there something wrong with that? Denny: They’re evildoers. Yesterday it’s a tree, today it’s a salmon, tomorrow it’s, “Let’s not dig up Alaska for oil because it’s too pretty.” Let me tell you something – I came out here to enjoy nature. Don’t talk to me about the environment. Alan: All reality, none of it scripted.”
02 – 01×02 – Still Crazy After All These Years. “Alan: I may not be able to talk as fast, but my tongue is more versatile and seeing as how I love Vermont, would you allow me to cover your body with maple syrup?”
01 – 02×18 – Shock and Oww!. “Denny: Well. Are the rumors true? You have naked photos of Shirley? Awww, come on! What’s the big deal? I’ve had naked photos of Shirley for years. Alan: Denny? She’s asleep in all of these.Denny Crane: Here’s one where she woke up. Have you ever seen a beautiful naked woman look that angry?”
