It’s too bad she won’t live; but then again, who does?

September 30th, 2009 Deckard

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Dailies #41

September 29th, 2009 Deckard

Morons having more and more kids.

Shipwrecked Submarine Home Theater.

Grandmother Arrested for Buying Cold Medication.

Workers’ Porn Surfing Rampant at Federal Agency.

Bush Officials Objected To Awarding Medal To J.K. Rowling Because Harry Potter Books Promote Witchcraft.

BBC accused of dumbing down its TV shows to the point where even Americans could get most of the jokes in the average comedy.

A teenager faces seven years in prison after being ordered to stand trial for having an abortion in the first such prosecution in Australia in over half a century.

Obama has given over 120 media interviews in 8 months, plays golf almost every weekend, is spending 2 days in Denmark to lobby for 2016 Olympics – but has only talked to Gen. McChrystal, Afghanistan commander, 1 time in 70 days.

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Dailies #40

September 16th, 2009 Deckard

HellBender.

Fix my hyperdrive.

German ships successfully make “Arctic Passage”.

Man travels through 37 countries on just £1. Spiritul lui Jack Kerouac prospera in noi toti.

– Bush called McCain ‘a five-spiral crash,’ said Palin ‘not remotely prepared’. Pot, meet kettle.

Tina Fey: “Mrs. Palin is an inspiration to working mothers everywhere because she bailed on her job right before Fourth of July weekend. You are living my dream. Thank you, Mrs. Palin!”.

Creation, a film starring Paul Bettany, which details Darwin’s “struggle between faith and reason” as he wrote On The Origin of Species, has been passed on by US distributors because only 39% of Americans believe in the theory of evolution.

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Dailies #39

September 12th, 2009 Deckard

– Finally: my watch list.

– Exams be over. I got royally screwed (akin to Serena Williams clearly being fucked in that absurdist piece of shit match at the US Open… AGAIN). Let the drunken debauchery begin. Go, Whiffenpoofs.

Talking to an attractive woman really can make a man lose his mind, according to a new study.

Top 10 reasons guys don’t ask girls out on a second date. “No sex” surprisingly absent from list.

Study finds 56% of college students binge drink. The other 44% were too wasted to answer researcher’s questions.

– Ce au inteles americanii de la 9/11/01 – Californian college student flying back to school – handcuffed and held for five hours because he has Arabic flash cards in his backpack.

– A inceput sezonul doi din Sons of Anarchy. Timp de 47min, sangele mi-a inghetat in vene. Fantastic. Pe langa ce s-a intamplat, eu m-as fi ocupat si de J. pentru a definitiva mesajul, dar tot s-a auzit al naibii de clar. Abia astept episodul urmator. Oh, Katey.

– Researchers found that virtually half – 47 per cent – of men first glance at a woman’s chest. A third of the so-called ‘first fixations’ are on the waist and hips, while fewer than 20 per cent look at the face. They also glance at them for longer than any other body part, the experts discovered.

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Dailies #38

September 2nd, 2009 Deckard

Seriously?!

De ce urasc America.

De ce urasc America 2.0.

Megan Fox: “Women hold the power because we have the vaginas”.

Nanny State can now ban you from drinking for two years for “behaving anti-socially”.

Glenn Bek: blokhead, lod, lown, razy, retin, imbeile, knuklehead, ninompoop, psyho, shmuk.

Ahh, 1943. When the men were men, the women were women, good was good, evil was evil, and Bugs Bunny battled incredibly racist caricatures of Japanese people.

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