We never weren’t on Grease

I want you to listen to me. And believe this, because I mean it from the bottom of my heart. All romance ends in despair. Or death, but mostly despair. Gut-wrenching despair. And I’m-I-I hate to say this, but I’m actually happy that this happened because now you know. And it’s just going to make you a better cop to realize that all people are essentially just out there to destroy any chance of happiness you will ever have. [Long pause] I feel a hug coming on.