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		<title>Dead Space 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2011 23:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cristi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Later edit: jocul apare oficial abia pe 25. Oopsie, my bad. Dead Space s-a definit ca fiind un action horror formidabil, in mare parte deoarece povestea era un rehash Alien/The Thing/Event Horizon si gameplay-ul era un Resident Evil 4 imbunatatit. &#8230; <a href="http://schizoid.us/2011/01/23/dead-space-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Later edit: jocul apare oficial abia pe 25. Oopsie, my bad.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Dead Space s-a definit ca fiind un action horror formidabil, in mare parte deoarece povestea era un rehash Alien/The Thing/Event Horizon si gameplay-ul era un Resident Evil 4 imbunatatit. Doi ani mai tarziu si acum am pretentii de la DS2, dar recenta campanie &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jri8LFci4xQ">your mom hates this</a>&#8221; m-a facut sa ma indoiesc de el. Cat de mult puteam sa gresesc.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6036" title="Make Us Whole" src="http://schizoid.us/wp-content/stuff/2011/01/DS.jpg" alt="" width="717" height="403" /></p>
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Se pare ca programatorii n-au adormit la volan in ultimii doi ani, au facut o treaba excelenta &#8211; au imbunatatit tot ce ne-a placut la primul joc si-au renuntat la ce nu mergea, in timp ce-au adaugat si o duzina de bunatati. Asadar, pe bucati.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Pe plus avem:</p>
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<li>Isaac Clarke are, in sfarsit, voce!</li>
<li>grafica superba;</li>
<li>set design fantastic, au renuntat la oribila repetivitate din primul joc in care faceai backtrack la fiecare capitol pentru alt obiectiv si-au lucrat la nave, statii si orase, ca sa nu trecem prin acelasi loc de doua ori;</li>
<li>referintele haioase la primul joc, in stilul Escape from New York;</li>
<li>gameplay vast imbunatatit &#8211; mai rapid, mai eficient, mai distractiv de pus in stasis si injunghiat cu bratul de la alt necromorph;</li>
<li>feeling creepy care se mentine de-a lungul jocului;</li>
<li>muzica eerie;</li>
<li>halucinatiile distractive;</li>
<li>inamici noi si dificili;</li>
<li>Nicole.</li>
</ul>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Pe minus:</p>
<ul style="text-align: justify;">
<li>povestea plictisitoare, departe de efervescenta primului;</li>
<li>elementele cinematice mediocre;</li>
<li>durata jocului &#8211; foarte scurt, 8h in total si asta cu pierderi de vreme pentru Advanced Suit, upgrade-uri maximizate la Plasma Cutter, Rig si Stasis, pe jumatate la Pulse rifle;</li>
<li>pe doua discuri &#8211; ok, inteleg asta la Mass Effect si Castlevania, dar un shooter de opt ore in niciun caz;</li>
<li>Nicole.</li>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Intr-adevar, o continuare pe masura. Acum asteptare pana in decembrie 2012 pentru partea trei. Oh, well, poate iese urmatorul GRRM pana atunci.</p>
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		<title>D3</title>
		<link>http://schizoid.us/2008/06/29/d3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cristi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Si, dupa sapte ani de asteptare, am primit vestea pe care mi-o doream nespus: Diablo® III Unveiled! &#8220;Twenty years have passed since the cataclysmic events of Diablo® II. Mephisto, Diablo, and Baal have been defeated, but the Worldstone, which once &#8230; <a href="http://schizoid.us/2008/06/29/d3/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Si, dupa sapte ani de asteptare, am primit <a href="http://eu.blizzard.com/en/press/080628.html">vestea</a> pe care mi-o doream nespus: <a href="http://eu.blizzard.com/diablo3/index.xml">Diablo® III Unveiled!</a></p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">&#8220;Twenty years have passed since the cataclysmic events of Diablo® II. Mephisto, Diablo, and Baal have been defeated, but the Worldstone, which once shielded the world of Sanctuary from the forces of both the High Heavens and the Burning Hells, has been destroyed, and evil once again stirs in Tristram&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Screenshoturi, trailere si gameplay videos, toate disponibile (chiar si un blog de la Deckard Cain) pe noul <a href="http://eu.blizzard.com/diablo3/index.xml">site</a>. O plenitudine de noi enviromente, personaje si skilluri, un engine 3D absolut superb (cel din <strong>Titan Quest</strong> pe steroizi), un gameplay imbunatatit si mult mai multe questuri. Absolut mirific, exact ceea ce visam si chiar mai mult. Totusi, vazand ca Starcraft II a fost anuntat acum un an si ceva, presupun ca vom vedea jocul abia prin 2009 tarziu sau chiar 2010, dar tot e ceva, avem ceva care sa mentina speranta in viata!</p>
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		<title>Petitie online pentru Microsoft, Sony si Nintendo</title>
		<link>http://schizoid.us/2008/02/03/petitie-online-pentru-microsoft-sony-si-nintendo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 21:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se da urmatoarea problema: te duci la magazin si-ti cumperi o consola next-gen (360, PS3, Wii). O duci frumos acasa, o conectezi la internet si constati cu stupoare ca nu poti accesa serviciile online pentru acea consola deoarece esti din &#8230; <a href="http://schizoid.us/2008/02/03/petitie-online-pentru-microsoft-sony-si-nintendo/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Se da urmatoarea problema: te duci la magazin si-ti cumperi o consola next-gen (360, PS3, Wii). O duci frumos acasa, o conectezi la internet si constati cu stupoare ca nu poti accesa serviciile online pentru acea consola deoarece esti din Romania. Noah, dar asta-i discriminare. Este inadmisibil ca o tara din UE sa fie tratata astfel de catre niste corporationisti insetati de castiguri. Pana acum singura solutia a gamerilor romani a fost sa seteze ca tara Anglia sau alta tara <em>civilizata</em> si sa foloseasca o adresa de acolo. Dar aceasta solutie nu prea mai merge in ultimul timp, producatorii introducand si metode de filtrare pe baza de IP. Moment in care reamintesc ca accesul la Xbox Live! e cu plata.   Dar stati! Circul nu s-a terminat. Chiar daca nu va vine sa credeti, tari precum Belarus (unde cenzura e in floare) si Rusia (piraterie extrema) se pot conecta la Live fara nicio problema. Am auzit si de Zimbabwe&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Asa ca va rog sa sacrificati 20 secunde din timpul vostru pentru a semna aceasta <a href="http://www.petitiononline.com/6010sd29/petition.html">petitie</a> care va fi trimisa celor 3 firme. Sperante sunt, deoarece Africa de Sud  dupa o asemenea actiune (1700 semnaturi) a reusit sa obtina aceste servicii online. Numarul actual de semnaturi este in jur de 2600. La 3000 de semnaturi petitia va fi trimisa.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">In vara doresc si eu sa-mi achizitionez un Xbox 360 si sincer as dori sa pot dispune de aceste servicii. Scuza folosita pana acum de Microsoft a fost ca Xbox 360 va fi lansat oficial in Romania anul acesta (la <em>doar </em>3 ani de la lansarea mondiala). Nintendo a declarat acum ceva timp ca serviciile vor fi disponibile candva, dar nu se stie cand, iar Sony&#8230; pauza totala (desi consola a fost lansata oficial in Romania).</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Iarasi, cu riscul de a ma repeta &#8211; semnati <a href="http://www.petitiononline.com/6010sd29/petition.html">aici</a>. Thread-ul de pe forumul CG care a pornit aceasta actiune il gasiti aici. Gamerii din Romania va multumesc!</p>
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		<title>The Longest Journey</title>
		<link>http://schizoid.us/2008/01/05/the-longest-journey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 00:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[De ceva timp am tot neglijat genul adventure, ultimul joc de acest tip pe care l-am jucat fiind Syberia 2. Asa ca acum 2 zile m-am apucat de The Longest Journey (l-am ratat in 1999, i was little what the &#8230; <a href="http://schizoid.us/2008/01/05/the-longest-journey/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">De ceva timp am tot neglijat genul adventure, ultimul joc de acest tip pe care l-am jucat fiind Syberia 2. Asa ca acum 2 zile m-am apucat de <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Longest_Journey">The Longest Journey</a> (l-am ratat in 1999, i was little what the heck). Am cam 5 ore de joc si pana acum e incredibil. Voice acting-ul este superb, unul din cele mai bune pe care le-am auzit. Storyline-ul este captivant (dualitatea stiinta/magie e interesanta) si dialogul e inteligent, foarte haios, witty si nu duce lipsa de limbaj mai <em>melodios</em> &#8211; i&#8217;ve heard the ocasional fuck and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_YHV5fdUiQ">Sawyer</a>-ish son-of-a-bitch :)   Decorurile 2D sunt superbe, dar modelele 3D ar avea nevoie de niste AA&amp;AF care din pacate lipseste din optiuni (voi incerca sa remediez problema folosind nHancer). Here is some great dialogue i encountered:<span id="more-165"></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Cop: <em>Move along ma&#8217;am. There&#8217;s nothing to see here.</em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">April: <em>Except you officer&#8230;</em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Cop:<em> Eh, me?</em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">April:<em> I&#8217;ve always had a thing for big strong men in uniform..</em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Cop:<em> Sorry, ma&#8217;am, but i&#8217;m gay&#8230;</em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">April: <em>You&#8217;re just being cryptic again. It&#8217;s like soap opera sex. Lots of boring dialogue and when they finally do go to bed, everything&#8217;s dark and covered by blankets. </em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">April: <em>I think I saw the first movie. It stunk. </em><br />
Actor <em>Cop: I agree. But this one has a certain&#8230; je ne sais quoi&#8230; flair, that the original lacked. </em><br />
April: <em>You mean, more violence, more sex, less plot? </em><br />
Actor Cop: <em>Yes. </em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Cortez: <em>Vamos. Enter the light.</em><br />
April: <em>Don&#8217;t say that. It sounds too ominous. </em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Det. Frank Minelli<em>:Who&#8217;s there?</em><br />
April: <em>Agent Scully!</em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">April: <em>Excuse me&#8211; how do I smell? </em><br />
Fat repairman: <em>Uhm.. like moldy pizza and &#8212; and&#8211; is that salmon? </em><br />
April: <em>Smoked. </em><br />
Fat repairman: <em>Yeah. And a faint touch of rum. </em><br />
April:<em> I had an accident&#8230; with a bottle. Inside a garbage container. </em><br />
Fat repairman: <em>Happens to me all the time. You&#8217;re not alone. In fact, there are meetings downtown every Wednesday night.</em></p>
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		<title>Frets on Fire</title>
		<link>http://schizoid.us/2007/12/26/frets-on-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 19:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frets on Fire este o clona open-source a mult mai celebrului joc Guitar Hero. Modul de joc este foarte simplu: ai 5 butoane corespuzatoare freturilor de pe controllerul tip-chitara pe care trebuie sa le apesi in mod sincronizat cu notele &#8230; <a href="http://schizoid.us/2007/12/26/frets-on-fire/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Frets on Fire este o clona open-source a mult mai celebrului joc <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guitar_Hero_%28series%29">Guitar Hero</a>. Modul de joc este foarte simplu: ai 5 butoane corespuzatoare freturilor de pe controllerul tip-chitara pe care trebuie sa le apesi in mod sincronizat cu notele ce apar pe ecran. Pentru a juca Frets on Fire te poti folosi de controllere originale Guitar Hero de PS2 sau Xbox 360 sau poti folosi chiar keyboardul (tastele F1-F5 pentru frets si inca o tasta pentru strumming) dupa cum sugereaza urmatoarea <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Frets_on_fire_man.png">poza</a>. De retinut ca jocul vine doar cu 3 melodii default create de autor. Ai posibilitatea de a-ti crea propriul set de note pentru o melodie custom (encodata ogg) sau chiar sa importi melodiile din jocurile Guitar Hero de pe console. A treia posibilitate, mai putin legala, intr-adevar,  o reprezinta song packurile de pe torrenti (inclusiv cele din seria GH). Jocul dispune si de mod multiplayer (splitscreen) asemanator cu Guitar Battle din GH3. Fiind open source, jocul are o comunitate foarte puternica de modding si songmaking. Exista chiar si o lista de High-Scores numita <a href="http://fretsonfire.sourceforge.net/charts/">World Charts</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Jocul este simplu, intuitiv si extrem de distractiv, fiind adresat deopotriva copiilor si adultilor. It makes a mean party game, mai ales pentru cei ce nu mai sunt &#8220;hardcore l33t gamerz&#8221;.</p>
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